Flimsy Dark Tower film review

Despite rich source material The Dark Tower film feels rather lifeless. Nowhere near as bad as the online reviews trying to out vie the next one’s delicious use of adjectives suggests, the urban fantasy is more megh than truly bad. More a boring let-down than a truly craptastic cheesefest that at least creates a drinking […]

Whitewashing our history – Krotoa film review

INSPIRED by real people, historical drama Krotoa slinks onto our local film circuit with very little media fanfare. This story of Krotoa, the niece of Autshumao (Herrie die Strandloper to anyone who read the Standard 2 history texbook pre-1994) has garnered awards on the international film festival circuit, but local social media has not been […]

Unravelled – The Mummy review

NO CHEMISTRY between the leads, no texture or depth and plenty of plot-holes make up Universal’s latest would-be moneyspinner, The Mummy. Tom Cruise plays thieving soldier Nick Morton, a character more intent on finding precious loot than helping his fellow soldiers survive the Persian Gulf. He unwittingly sets loose an ancient evil in the form of […]

Alien: Covenant – film review

COME FOR THE SCARES, STAY FOR THE EXISTENTIAL HORROR SPLENDID visual effects and plenty of nostalgia makes this latest Alien prequel an action filled space horror which is sharper than its immediate predecessor. That just means it is better than Prometheus, but in Alien canon, this one falls behind Alien and its immediate sequel when […]

Guardians of the Galaxy – film review

Like its predecessor, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 emphasises the concept of family, with Peter Quill/Starlord (Pratt) making contact with his father. Anyone with a passing knowledge of the Guardian of the Galaxy comic books knows the Starlord’s dad is actually a planet and Kurt Russell plays the Ego character with just the right amount of swagger and disdain […]

Johnny is nie dood nie – film review

  JUST WHO goes up against a blockbuster to be from Disney/Marvel at the movies? Well. On our local circuit, if you are not into superhero movies, then this Afrikaans movie might just be the ticket for you. Like Guardians of the Galaxy 2 it emphasises its soundtrack greatly, but where it was a gimmick […]